What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

Make Nazis afraid again!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Patti LuPone apologizes after she's denounced for 'degrading' comments on Kecia Lewis, Audra McDonald - NBC News

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Is there a genre that combines elements of fantasy and science fiction, such as magic and advanced technology?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

TEXT:

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Circle IPO Is Said to Price Above Range to Raise $1.1 Billion - Bloomberg

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

How viral 'limitless pill' affects the brain after doctors issue major warning over substance used by celebrities - LADbible

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

A look inside downtown St. Paul’s new Landmark Tower Apartments — and how much they rent for - Pioneer Press

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Hallucinogens Linked to Milder PTSD - Neuroscience News

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

WA whooping cough cases soar as vaccination rates drop - The Seattle Times

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Short story writers, what is your favorite character you've created and do they appear in more than one of your works?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.